Perhaps you will enjoy my ventures into comedy. I'm sure the cup of zaniness in my mind will overflow into the ocean of thought and derail the train of monotony in the barbed chain of life and return you to the starting point of mixed metaphors.

...or something.

How to annoy Dairy Queen Workers!
This one is an old favorite. Who doesn't like tormenting the poor, minimum-wage denizens of your local ice milk store?

Brain Tap Water
Random observations of one's surroundings can be quite disturbing, and quite funny. Come and see what I mean...

Olespeak!
Whether you want it or not, its back! The 'ol definitions of Olean terms everyone has grown to know and love. SEE me unabashedly call myself a dork! MARVEL at my shameless use of the term "chick"! WONDER if I actually do anything with my time other than waste oxygen and write meaningless webpage material!

Dan Thurston's Nightmare!
Soul stealing, Dan's smiling mug, what else do you need?